The Armed Republic of The Sai FREE State is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 296 million Saians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sai FREE Statean economy, worth 8.07 trillion Saieias a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,259 Saieias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Sai FREE Statean grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sai FREE State's national animal is the Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Sai FREE State is ranked 182,261^st in the world and 128^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 360.82 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.